It all starts when I make a simple joke in a thread about how you never want to bend over in a prison shower.



Turd Ferguson:
Hey Mario, I hear you love bashing me pretty good at SUCKS

Mario Lanza:
You hear correct.

Turd Ferguson:
So why be nice here?

Mario Lanza:
Who said I was being nice? I just made a prison rape joke.

Turd Ferguson:
I said you have been nice, you havent been doing your BS hate postings here

Mario Lanza:
It doesn't really benefit me to do my BS hate postings here. Those are saved for special occasions.

Turd Ferguson:
What, when you are the real assclown you are, except when you come here, you try to be the funny assclown instead???

Mario Lanza:
I like to think I am funny anyway. Whether you find it funny or not depends on the reader I guess.

Turd Ferguson:
You arent really funny, ppl tell you that because you are a pathetic wannabe. If you wanna see something funny, look in the mirror

Turd's Sidekick:
All I've ever seen is lame ass comments from you with false information. yep douche bag in my book

[At this point I decide to start "liking" every one of their comments.  From this point until the end of the chat, I click "like" every single time somebody says anything mean about me.  Eventually it starts to drive them crazy.]

Mario Lanza:
You are right. I have never thought of it that way. Thank you for pointing it out, I will try to be a changed person now.

Turd's Sidekick:
I think he's trying to push his gay life style onto his kid turd, look at the shirt

Turd Ferguson:
I would pay you what your so called humor is worth but I have nothing less than a penny

Mario Lanza:
The tears are flowing now. So many tears.

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Sheesh!

Turd Ferguson:
I doubt that, you have to have actual feelings and emotions for that to happen. You found the right spot for you though for what you are, POS, and what you do SUCKS

Turd's Sidekick:
So what is the point to bless us with your visit?

Turd Ferguson:
Make sure you CCP this so you can post it elsewhere to have some material to use.

Mario Lanza:
I will. You have inspired me.

Mario Lanza:
Thank you for this wonderful gift.

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Lol Mario...

Turd Ferguson:
I am used to asswipes like you stealing from me anyway, you are nothing on your own but a piece of shit

Random Idiot:
Can you kick him out of Whispers and then block him?? Then read my latest post and comment?? please??

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Mario is nothing on his own? Bwahahaha!!!

Turd's Sidekick:
hey Mario is this your autobiography? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSP8xm_gaK4

Turd Ferguson:
Why didnt you have the balls to come here and do it here, instead of being a punkass pretending to be corial??? What a bitch

Turd Ferguson:
Mario, the Murtz wanna be

Turd Ferguson:
Maybe you are missing the confines of a home court advantage now

Turd's Sidekick:
I think he's trying to figure out what Douchebag means

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Perhaps Mario chose to be what he is and not follow the path of Murtz. Ever thought of that?

Turd Ferguson:
He could tell u what flavor of gum he was chewing

Mario Lanza:
I am enjoying this, by the way.

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Me too...

Turd Ferguson:
Hes googling a reply

Turd Ferguson:
So, I guess we found another Mole folks

Turd's Sidekick:
hey Mario copy and paste this... http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n300/shantheman2004/Dani.jpg

Turd Ferguson:
What a coward

Mario Lanza:
Yes, I'm cowardly. :( :(

Turd Ferguson:
Such a wimp, so big and bad with your words where you have the numbers and here, you just clam up, what a punkass

Mario Lanza:
I will take all this advice and try to fix my flaws by tomorrow. You guys have given me a lot to think about.

Turd Ferguson:
I hope we havent because with your dumbass, that would be a huge problem

Turd's Sidekick:
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n300/shantheman2004/258Troll_spray.jpg

Turd Ferguson:
What was the toughest 3 yrs of your life, 1st or 2nd grade

Mario Lanza:
It was first grade. Wait. I see what you did there. Nicely played.

Turd's Sidekick:
he passed 1st?

Mario Lanza:
No.

Turd Ferguson:
No, I wasnt in special ed like you were

Mario Lanza:
Is this really where this thread is going now? That I'm a kaka doody face?

Mario Lanza:
You're not giving me any material to work with.

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Turd,don't ya think you are acting a bit childish here esp. for a grown ass man? Honest question here and not trying to be inflammatory. I realize Mario has been throwing you some not too kind words(although they aren't *that* bad from what I saw) but wouldn't you want to take the high road and not stoop down to his supposed lower lvl.?

Random Idiot:
The biggest insult to call Mario: Russell Hantz!!! Now read my post and comment...please??

Mario Lanza:
Random Idiot, I read your post and it is awesome. yw.

Turd Ferguson:
High road when hes been nice here to me and doing that behind my back, no, its not me who needs to take the high road, Random Mario Supporter.

Mario Lanza:
*sad face*

Mario Lanza:
This aggression cannot stand </dude>

Turd's Sidekick:
omg I found a vid staring Mario http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY

Turd Ferguson:
Dont worry Mario, you will have your fans back in POS or SUCKS to turn your frown upside down for you. I hear you have such a big fan club they meet in a phone booth

Mario Lanza:
Correct. I have about 3 fans.

Mario Lanza:
Don't tell anyone. This is supposed to be a private chat.

Turd Ferguson:
But, they are underage, so that fits

Mario Lanza:
Yep. I'm big in the 4-7 demographic. I'm like the Wiggles.

Some Random Chick:
im not one of the fans.

Turd Ferguson:
Yeah I think you can forget those private chats

Turd's Sidekick:
hey now he's Uncle Mario remember

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Lol...care to explain to me that logic? You do realize that you aren't bothering Mario at all and he is downright amused now(or so it appears to me). You are saying that you are getting worked up over *that*? I guess 'tis your prerogative then...

Turd Ferguson:
I am not worked up at all. You are as dumb as he is I guess

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Oooo...the claws are out! Nice that you call your own group members dumb!

Turd's Sidekick:
I think turd is having a bit of fun before he get the big boot

Mario Lanza:
Exactly. I think I'm just getting the foreplay now.

Turd's Sidekick:
yeh 6 year old boys don't count

Mario Lanza:
They do, but they usually use counting blocks.

Turd Ferguson:
I clearly have given Mario a chance to say the things here, he says other places, so to me, thats prety fair, he just doesnt seem to have much to say, hes just trying to play the holier than thou part right now like hes above it. However, away from here, hes all into it

Mario Lanza:
I am all up in that.

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Lol...so *what* am I? Were you just employing the same tomfoolery that Mario did by being nice to my face and talking shit behind my back too?

Turd Ferguson:
You really are a pathtic coward when confronted Mario, no respect, I thought you might actually try your one liners from SUCKS, guess not

Turd's Sidekick:
more like the trash at the curb

Mario Lanza:
By the way, I hope someone archives this chat. This one is a keeper.

Turd's Sidekick:
Oh we probably will so when you edit the chat where you look bad we can show the whole thing

Mario Lanza:
Hang on, I'm trying to think what Murtz would say. Give me a second.

Turd's Sidekick:
btw you ever figure out how to use that archiver yet?

Turd Ferguson:
You are archiving it I am sure, but ppl are gonna be disappointed in you, nothing, you have nothing. Just taking it and trying to play nice guy, LMAO

Mario Lanza:
I'm not nice. I didn't tip a waiter once.

Turd Ferguson:
Go take lessons from OooO, you need them

Random Guy Supporting Me:
Haha...Fight!

Turd's Sidekick:
nah he prob will offer me money again to show him how to use it

Turd Ferguson:
You probably didnt have the money

Mario Lanza:
Hang on, I thought of what Murtz would say. About 40 posts back, someone called me a coward. Murtz would say "F.U." So I'll go with that one.

Mario Lanza:
I like that this thread started with a gang rape joke, and it ended with me being gang raped. The irony is horrific. My rectum hurts. :(

Turd's Sidekick:
I don't even want to know what's been up your ass. Oh shit is that a VW bug?

Mario Lanza:
Good one, Sidekick!  :)

Random Guy Supporting Me:
?

Turd Ferguson:
I am bored with you now and pretty disappointed in your lack of a performance since you are so good away from here. Maybe next time you will grow a pair and be as big of an assclown in here as you are away from here, later

Turd's Sidekick:
So Mario how much were you going to pay me to get those posts for you?

Mario Lanza:
Sidekick we were going to negotiate.

Turd's Sidekick:
dude I wouldn't even show you where my dog shits

Mario Lanza:
Sidekick, where does your dog shit? Crap. You got me again. :(

Mario Lanza:
Thank you for the enlightening chat, Turd. I look forward to speaking with you again in the future. I don't mean this in a gay way at all, but you complete me.

Turd's Sidekick:
Bull shit your going to see if your dick touches your ass hole in a few mins arn't you so you can fuck yourself.

Mario Lanza:
Ow. Zing.

Some Random Chick:  
Bye!  *waves*

Mario Lanza:
*waves back*  Bye Random Chick.  I'll miss you.

Some Random Chick:
sorry, mario. i was waving at Turd! no offence.

Mario Lanza:
Awww. Well that's okay. I still wave to you though. I am all about the harmony.

Turd's Sidekick:
My ass!

Mario Lanza:
Yes I am harmonious with your ass as well.

Mario Lanza:
Your ass is spectacular.

Some Random Chick:
i was watching from the commentator's stand. :) and rooting for turd/sidekick. no offence, mario. but i'm loyal to T+S :)

Mario Lanza:
That's fine. I know how it works.

Turd's Sidekick:
Your the cause of all of any drama that happens here you assclown

Mario Lanza:
All of any of it? Shit. That's pretty impressive.

Mario Lanza:
Sidekick, I think the fight is over. Turd left. We might as well hug and call it a day.

Turd's Sidekick:
Bite me! Tell Russhole fuck you for me

Mario Lanza:
I love that the implication there is that I am a Russell fan. Get out much?

Mario Lanza:
Sorry. I meant "Who's Russhole?"

Turd's Sidekick:
Mario and Russhole probably have some real brokeback mountain moments

Mario Lanza:
Yes, Russhole and I have gay sex. It's beautiful. How dare you make fun of it.

Some Random Chick:
Who are you on Sucks? I'm hoping you're not one of the evil and nasty douches that I kind of hate on there...

Mario Lanza:
I am SenseiKreese at Sucks.

Some Random Chick:
Never heard of you

Mario Lanza:
I'm more on LTS. Sucks is kind of a cesspool.

Turd's Sidekick:
More like they banned your ass

Mario Lanza:
Yes, they banned my ass.

Mario Lanza:
At least I think that's what Murtz would say.

Turd's Sidekick:
let me guess you were too good for that toilet?

Turd Ferguson:
Get your own words Mario and stop stealing my material

Mario Lanza:
I thought you left. Stop teasing me.

Some Random Chick:
Turd, you should copyright your material :)

Turd Ferguson:
I am not teasing with you, just toying with you

Mario Lanza:
Yes, you are toying with me like a cat. It is ridiculous.

Turd Ferguson:
I eat steaks bigger than you

Mario Lanza:
*shame*

Some Random Chick:
Mario, why are you liking all my posts even when I'm dissing you? Just seemed a bit wierd to me =/

Mario Lanza:
I guess the internet just confuses me.

Turd Ferguson:
Hes playing the part of a smugass, just trying to get on peoples nerves because flaming in here would be a disaster for him

Mario Lanza:
How would it be a disaster?

Turd Ferguson:
Because you dont have the numbers behind you and this is not SUCKS or POS

Mario Lanza:
And that would be an equivalent to 9/11 or Hurricane Katrina? Your definition of disaster is so much different than mine.

Turd Ferguson:
Of course it is, I passd high school, the only thing that kept you out of college.

Mario Lanza:
Passing high school kept me out of college? You'd think that not passing high school would have kept me out of college.

Turd Ferguson:
No I passed the ony thing that kept you out of college, if you need postings broken down and explained to you, go to POS

Some Random Chick:
Mario, no offence; but you're just causing more trouble. There's already beeen enough in this group.

Mario Lanza:
There has been trouble here before?

Turd Ferguson:
Mario, you and I both know what you want, you want to be banned, so you want me to do that and end this, or you wanna shut up and try another day, makes no difference to me. I was giving you a shot but it appears you badly want out

Mario Lanza:
I'm confused.

Turd Ferguson:
So whats new

Mario Lanza:
I miss Sidekick. He made more gay jokes about me. Where did Sidekick go?

Some Random Chick:
I'm leaving this thread. Mario, I doubt that I will ever speak to you again. I hope that you will stop trying to cause trouble and leave the group in peace. Goodbye.

Mario Lanza:
Bye Random Chick. It has been a pleasure. Godspeed and may fate smile kindly upon your way.

Some Random Chick:
And please stop liking all my posts, it's creepy.




I "liked" her last post.  And then at this point Turd deleted the thread and banned me from the group.  Whatever.  Frankly I am surprised it took him 90 minutes.