It all starts when I make a simple joke in a thread about how you never
want to bend over in a prison shower.
Turd
Ferguson:
Hey Mario, I hear you love bashing me pretty good at SUCKS
Mario
Lanza:
You hear correct.
Turd
Ferguson:
So why be nice here?
Mario
Lanza:
Who said I was being nice? I just made a prison rape joke.
Turd
Ferguson:
I said you have been nice, you havent been doing your BS hate postings
here
Mario
Lanza:
It doesn't really benefit me to do my BS hate postings here. Those are
saved for special occasions.
Turd
Ferguson:
What, when you are the real assclown you are, except when you come
here, you try to be the funny assclown instead???
Mario
Lanza:
I like to think I am funny anyway. Whether you find it funny or not
depends on the reader I guess.
Turd
Ferguson:
You
arent really funny, ppl tell you that because you are a pathetic
wannabe. If you wanna see something funny, look in the mirror
Turd's
Sidekick:
All I've ever seen is lame ass comments from you with false
information. yep douche bag in my book
[At
this point I decide to start "liking" every one of their comments.
From this point until the end of the chat, I click
"like" every single time somebody says anything mean about me.
Eventually it starts to drive them crazy.]
Mario
Lanza:
You are right. I have never thought of it that way. Thank you for
pointing it out, I will try to be a changed person now.
Turd's
Sidekick:
I think he's trying to push his gay life style onto his kid turd, look
at the shirt
Turd
Ferguson:
I would pay you what your so called humor is worth but I have nothing
less than a penny
Mario
Lanza:
The tears are flowing now. So many tears.
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Sheesh!
Turd
Ferguson:
I
doubt that, you have to have actual feelings and emotions for that to
happen. You found the right spot for you though for what you are, POS,
and what you do SUCKS
Turd's
Sidekick:
So what is the point to bless us with your visit?
Turd
Ferguson:
Make sure you CCP this so you can post it elsewhere to have some
material to use.
Mario
Lanza:
I will. You have inspired me.
Mario
Lanza:
Thank you for this wonderful gift.
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Lol Mario...
Turd
Ferguson:
I am used to asswipes like you stealing from me anyway, you are nothing
on your own but a piece of shit
Random
Idiot:
Can you kick him out of Whispers and then block him?? Then read my
latest post and comment?? please??
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Mario is nothing on his own? Bwahahaha!!!
Turd's
Sidekick:
hey Mario is this your autobiography?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSP8xm_gaK4
Turd
Ferguson:
Why didnt you have the balls to come here and do it here, instead of
being a punkass pretending to be corial??? What a bitch
Turd
Ferguson:
Mario, the Murtz wanna be
Turd
Ferguson:
Maybe you are missing the confines of a home court advantage now
Turd's
Sidekick:
I think he's trying to figure out what Douchebag means
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Perhaps Mario chose to be what he is and not follow the path of Murtz.
Ever thought of that?
Turd
Ferguson:
He could tell u what flavor of gum he was chewing
Mario
Lanza:
I am enjoying this, by the way.
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Me too...
Turd
Ferguson:
Hes googling a reply
Turd
Ferguson:
So, I guess we found another Mole folks
Turd's
Sidekick:
hey Mario copy and paste this...
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n300/shantheman2004/Dani.jpg
Turd
Ferguson:
What a coward
Mario
Lanza:
Yes, I'm cowardly. :( :(
Turd
Ferguson:
Such a wimp, so big and bad with your words where you have the numbers
and here, you just clam up, what a punkass
Mario
Lanza:
I will take all this advice and try to fix my flaws by tomorrow. You
guys have given me a lot to think about.
Turd
Ferguson:
I hope we havent because with your dumbass, that would be a huge problem
Turd's
Sidekick:
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n300/shantheman2004/258Troll_spray.jpg
Turd
Ferguson:
What was the toughest 3 yrs of your life, 1st or 2nd grade
Mario
Lanza:
It was first grade. Wait. I see what you did there. Nicely played.
Turd's
Sidekick:
he passed 1st?
Mario
Lanza:
No.
Turd
Ferguson:
No, I wasnt in special ed like you were
Mario
Lanza:
Is this really where this thread is going now? That I'm a kaka doody
face?
Mario
Lanza:
You're not giving me any material to work with.
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Turd,don't
ya think you are acting a bit childish here esp. for a grown ass man?
Honest question here and not trying to be inflammatory. I realize Mario
has been throwing you some not too kind words(although they aren't
*that* bad from what I saw) but wouldn't you want to take the high road
and not stoop down to his supposed lower lvl.?
Random
Idiot:
The biggest insult to call Mario: Russell Hantz!!! Now read my post and
comment...please??
Mario
Lanza:
Random Idiot, I read your post and it is awesome. yw.
Turd
Ferguson:
High
road when hes been nice here to me and doing that behind my back, no,
its not me who needs to take the high road, Random Mario Supporter.
Mario
Lanza:
*sad face*
Mario
Lanza:
This aggression cannot stand </dude>
Turd's
Sidekick:
omg I found a vid staring Mario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY
Turd
Ferguson:
Dont
worry Mario, you will have your fans back in POS or SUCKS to turn your
frown upside down for you. I hear you have such a big fan club they
meet in a phone booth
Mario
Lanza:
Correct. I have about 3 fans.
Mario
Lanza:
Don't tell anyone. This is supposed to be a private chat.
Turd
Ferguson:
But, they are underage, so that fits
Mario
Lanza:
Yep. I'm big in the 4-7 demographic. I'm like the Wiggles.
Some
Random Chick:
im not one of the fans.
Turd
Ferguson:
Yeah I think you can forget those private chats
Turd's
Sidekick:
hey now he's Uncle Mario remember
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Lol...care
to explain to me that logic? You do realize that you aren't bothering
Mario at all and he is downright amused now(or so it appears to me).
You are saying that you are getting worked up over *that*? I guess 'tis
your prerogative then...
Turd
Ferguson:
I am not worked up at all. You are as dumb as he is I guess
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Oooo...the claws are out! Nice that you call your own group members
dumb!
Turd's
Sidekick:
I think turd is having a bit of fun before he get the big boot
Mario
Lanza:
Exactly. I think I'm just getting the foreplay now.
Turd's
Sidekick:
yeh 6 year old boys don't count
Mario
Lanza:
They do, but they usually use counting blocks.
Turd
Ferguson:
I
clearly have given Mario a chance to say the things here, he says other
places, so to me, thats prety fair, he just doesnt seem to have much to
say, hes just trying to play the holier than thou part right now like
hes above it. However, away from here, hes all into it
Mario
Lanza:
I am all up in that.
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Lol...so
*what* am I? Were you just employing the same tomfoolery that Mario did
by being nice to my face and talking shit behind my back too?
Turd
Ferguson:
You
really are a pathtic coward when confronted Mario, no respect, I
thought you might actually try your one liners from SUCKS, guess not
Turd's
Sidekick:
more like the trash at the curb
Mario
Lanza:
By the way, I hope someone archives this chat. This one is a keeper.
Turd's
Sidekick:
Oh we probably will so when you edit the chat where you look bad we can
show the whole thing
Mario
Lanza:
Hang on, I'm trying to think what Murtz would say. Give me a second.
Turd's
Sidekick:
btw you ever figure out how to use that archiver yet?
Turd
Ferguson:
You
are archiving it I am sure, but ppl are gonna be disappointed in you,
nothing, you have nothing. Just taking it and trying to play nice guy,
LMAO
Mario
Lanza:
I'm not nice. I didn't tip a waiter once.
Turd
Ferguson:
Go take lessons from OooO, you need them
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
Haha...Fight!
Turd's
Sidekick:
nah he prob will offer me money again to show him how to use it
Turd
Ferguson:
You probably didnt have the money
Mario
Lanza:
Hang
on, I thought of what Murtz would say. About 40 posts back, someone
called me a coward. Murtz would say "F.U." So I'll go with that one.
Mario
Lanza:
I
like that this thread started with a gang rape joke, and it ended with
me being gang raped. The irony is horrific. My rectum hurts. :(
Turd's
Sidekick:
I don't even want to know what's been up your ass. Oh shit is that a VW
bug?
Mario
Lanza:
Good one, Sidekick! :)
Random
Guy Supporting Me:
?
Turd
Ferguson:
I
am bored with you now and pretty disappointed in your lack of a
performance since you are so good away from here. Maybe next time you
will grow a pair and be as big of an assclown in here as you are away
from here, later
Turd's
Sidekick:
So Mario how much were you going to pay me to get those posts for you?
Mario
Lanza:
Sidekick we were going to negotiate.
Turd's
Sidekick:
dude I wouldn't even show you where my dog shits
Mario
Lanza:
Sidekick, where does your dog shit? Crap. You got me again. :(
Mario
Lanza:
Thank
you for the enlightening chat, Turd. I look forward to speaking with
you again in the future. I don't mean this in a gay way at all, but you
complete me.
Turd's
Sidekick:
Bull shit your going to see if your dick touches your ass hole in a few
mins arn't you so you can fuck yourself.
Mario
Lanza:
Ow. Zing.
Some
Random Chick:
Bye! *waves*
Mario
Lanza:
*waves back* Bye Random Chick. I'll miss you.
Some
Random Chick:
sorry, mario. i was waving at Turd! no offence.
Mario
Lanza:
Awww. Well that's okay. I still wave to you though. I am all about the
harmony.
Turd's
Sidekick:
My ass!
Mario
Lanza:
Yes I am harmonious with your ass as well.
Mario
Lanza:
Your ass is spectacular.
Some
Random Chick:
i was watching from the commentator's stand. :) and rooting for
turd/sidekick. no offence, mario. but i'm loyal to T+S :)
Mario
Lanza:
That's fine. I know how it works.
Turd's
Sidekick:
Your the cause of all of any drama that happens here you assclown
Mario
Lanza:
All of any of it? Shit. That's pretty impressive.
Mario
Lanza:
Sidekick, I think the fight is over. Turd left. We might as well hug
and call it a day.
Turd's
Sidekick:
Bite me! Tell Russhole fuck you for me
Mario
Lanza:
I love that the implication there is that I am a Russell fan. Get out
much?
Mario
Lanza:
Sorry. I meant "Who's Russhole?"
Turd's
Sidekick:
Mario and Russhole probably have some real brokeback mountain moments
Mario
Lanza:
Yes, Russhole and I have gay sex. It's beautiful. How dare you make fun
of it.
Some
Random Chick:
Who are you on Sucks? I'm hoping you're not one of the evil and nasty
douches that I kind of hate on there...
Mario
Lanza:
I am SenseiKreese at Sucks.
Some
Random Chick:
Never heard of you
Mario
Lanza:
I'm more on LTS. Sucks is kind of a cesspool.
Turd's
Sidekick:
More like they banned your ass
Mario
Lanza:
Yes, they banned my ass.
Mario
Lanza:
At least I think that's what Murtz would say.
Turd's
Sidekick:
let me guess you were too good for that toilet?
Turd
Ferguson:
Get your own words Mario and stop stealing my material
Mario
Lanza:
I thought you left. Stop teasing me.
Some
Random Chick:
Turd, you should copyright your material :)
Turd
Ferguson:
I am not teasing with you, just toying with you
Mario
Lanza:
Yes, you are toying with me like a cat. It is ridiculous.
Turd
Ferguson:
I eat steaks bigger than you
Mario
Lanza:
*shame*
Some
Random Chick:
Mario, why are you liking all my posts even when I'm dissing you? Just
seemed a bit wierd to me =/
Mario
Lanza:
I guess the internet just confuses me.
Turd
Ferguson:
Hes playing the part of a smugass, just trying to get on peoples nerves
because flaming in here would be a disaster for him
Mario
Lanza:
How would it be a disaster?
Turd
Ferguson:
Because you dont have the numbers behind you and this is not SUCKS or
POS
Mario
Lanza:
And that would be an equivalent to 9/11 or Hurricane Katrina? Your
definition of disaster is so much different than mine.
Turd
Ferguson:
Of course it is, I passd high school, the only thing that kept you out
of college.
Mario
Lanza:
Passing high school kept me out of college? You'd think that not
passing high school would have kept me out of college.
Turd
Ferguson:
No I passed the ony thing that kept you out of college, if you need
postings broken down and explained to you, go to POS
Some
Random Chick:
Mario, no offence; but you're just causing more trouble. There's
already beeen enough in this group.
Mario
Lanza:
There has been trouble here before?
Turd
Ferguson:
Mario,
you and I both know what you want, you want to be banned, so you want
me to do that and end this, or you wanna shut up and try another day,
makes no difference to me. I was giving you a shot but it appears you
badly want out
Mario
Lanza:
I'm confused.
Turd
Ferguson:
So whats new
Mario
Lanza:
I miss Sidekick. He made more gay jokes about me. Where did Sidekick go?
Some
Random Chick:
I'm
leaving this thread. Mario, I doubt that I will ever speak to you
again. I hope that you will stop trying to cause trouble and leave the
group in peace. Goodbye.
Mario
Lanza:
Bye Random Chick. It has been a pleasure. Godspeed and may fate smile
kindly upon your way.
Some
Random Chick:
And please stop liking all my posts, it's creepy.
I
"liked" her last post. And then at this point Turd deleted
the
thread and banned me from the group. Whatever.
Frankly I am
surprised it took him 90 minutes.