The 115 Funniest Things to Ever Happen on Survivor
#81. Janu's Final Tribute
Palau - Finale
This is one of my favorite moments from Palau. It also happens to be
one of the most controversial moments on the
Funny 115. You see, when I first wrote about this moment back on my
MySpace page, I was barraged with emails like
"That wasn't funny!" Or even worse, "That entry was just mean!" But I
don't care. I still stand
by this entry as one of the most darkly humorous moments on the Funny
115. There's no way I can get through Palau
without this moment just cracking me up. Even if... yes, I'll admit...
it is a bit mean. But you know what they
say. If you're making a comedy omelette, sometimes you have to break a
couple of eggs. And Katie's final "tribute"
to Janu during the torch walk has always been one of my favorite
moments of Palau.
Katie doing an impression of Janu
To be fair, I've never been entirely sure if this moment was Katie just flat-out being mean, or if it was the editors just trying to make a point about Janu. I have no idea which one of the two it really was. All I know is that Katie totally dissed Janu during the Palau "torch walk", it was the only time I've ever seen somebody dissed in such a blatant and inflammatory way, and the whole moment was so out of place that it makes me laugh whenever I watch it. I mean, seriously, who gets insulted during the torch walk? Has that ever happened to any other player in any other season? Isn't the finale torch walk the hallowed and revered scene where every player is supposed to get one final show of begrudging respect?
Looking back over the past eleven seasons, there are only three "torch walk" moments that stand out to me as having been somewhat inappropriate.
The first inappropriate tribute was in Thailand, when the editors paid
respect to Robb Zbacnik by showing multiple
clips in which he attacked other players. No matter how many times I
see this, Robb's Thailand tribute always makes
me laugh. Yes, here's how we will pay tribute to the guy at the end of
Survivor:
Thailand. We won't focus
on his big "moment of epiphany" around the campfire right before he was
voted out. No, instead we'll
show clips of Robb choking Clay and then tossing him into the water.
Oh, and then we'll show Robb calling Clay
a stupid hillbilly. I don't know about you, but that moment just
brought a tear to my eye. Nicely done, Survivor editors.
The second inappropriate torch walk moment happened during Pearl
Islands. It was when Jon paid his respects to
Nicole Delma by saying that she had, quote, "a rockin' body." How very
sweet. I'm surprised he didn't
try to dry hump her torch immediately afterwards.
But my favorite inappropriate torch walk moment happened in Palau. And
it happened with Janu's torch. And if you
weren't paying attention, you might not even have caught it.
The Palau finale "torch walk"
It was the 38th day in Palau, and it was time for the traditional
"torch walk." Tom, Ian and Katie were
expected to paddle out to sea in their canoe, say a few kind words
about each player who had been voted out, and
then drop their torch in the ocean as a final sign of respect. So
that's what they did. The three of them paid
tribute to Jolanda, they paid tribute to Ashlee, they paid tribute to
James (hell, yea!), and they continued to
do so all the way up through Coby. All the players thus far had
received one final appropriate, and fair, display
of respect.
Ian and Katie saying nice things about James
Tom chips in with his favorite James memories
Saying nice things about Bobby Jon
Reminiscing about their old friend Coby
Like I said, up through Coby, all the torch walk tributes had been friendly and overwhelmingly respectful. All three players said something nice about their fallen comrade, Katie would place their torch gently in the water, and they would all watch as their friends' torches floated gently down to the ocean floor.
And that's when we came to Janu.
You remember Janu, don't you? The moody showgirl from Las Vegas. The
one who feuded with Katie repeatedly throughout
the game. The one who laid in the hammock and moaned about wanting to
go home for half the season. The one who
ended up quitting the game on day 27. Remember her?
Mopey McMoperson
Yeah, that's the one. Janu was the one player that most of the Korors
just didn't like.
Even though the torch walk was supposed to be the final place of honor,
respect, and civility, it didn't quite
work that way when Katie got ahold of Janu's torch. Because not only
did nobody say a single nice thing
about their sadsack teammate Janu, none of the final three players even
said a single thing about Janu at all!
Katie just grabbed Janu's torch, she lifted it up in the air, and she SHOVED
it down into the water as hard as
she possibly could. And it was so out of place for a Survivor torch
walk that there's no way I can watch this scene
and not crack up. Gee, tell us how you really feel
about Janu, will ya, Katie?
They must have cut out the part where Katie actually drops an F-bomb as she does this
So did Katie intend to snub Janu so blatantly like that? Was it meant
to be the harshest insult in the history
of Survivor? Or did the editors portray it that way just so they could
make a point and diss Janu? Ultimately it's
hard to say. Because, on one hand, Katie never liked Janu much during
the game. The two of them had had multiple
fights throughout Palau, and there was clearly no
love lost between then. And, besides, Katie Gallagher
was always known to be a little mean. So if anyone
would have attempted a blatant torch walk snub-job, I
have no doubt it would have been Katie. After all, that pretty much
sums up the way she dealt with people all throughout
Palau. She was known to have mean things to say about everyone.
Katie and Janu - mortal enemies
But on the flip side, I have no doubt that the producers weren't
pleased with Janu's decision to quit the game.
They probably hated her for it (just like they hated Osten), and it's
possible that they didn't think Jeff had
come down on her hard enough back during Tribal Council. After all,
Janu's decision to quit was handled
a lot differently than Osten's, and it's possible the producers didn't
think it had been very fair. Maybe they
knew that people were going to complain. Maybe they thought a lot of
angry Osten fans would demand to know why
Janu had been treated with kid gloves. So it's entirely possible that
the editors made Janu's tribute seem less
impressive than it really was, just to prove a point. Maybe they wanted
the viewers to hate her.
Janu quitting the game
Like I said, I have no idea what the real story is.
All I know is that Janu became the first player to be
publicly dissed during the Survivor torch walk. And the flippant way
that Katie does it has always made me laugh.
The shot of her just shoving Janu's torch into the
water is so out of place, and so unbelievably rude, that
there's no way I can watch it and not giggle. That's not supposed to
happen during a Survivor torch walk! Why not
just drop your pants and take a dump on Janu's torch too?
Oh yeah... and the funniest part about Janu's blatantly rude
torch-snubbing? The fact that Katie goes right back
to saying nice things about people. Starting with Stephenie's torch
approximately five seconds later.
"We wuv Stephenie! Stephenie is awesome!"
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