SNL Funny 115
29. Woodbridge High
School Student Theater Showcase - 11/14/15 (Host:
One of the things I have noticed about the current SNL cast is that it
seems like a lot of them probably grew up as high school theater
geeks. Which totally explains the spirit behind this sketch,
which is about the douchiest most self-important student acting troupe
in the history of high school. This is one of those sketches
that, when I show it to friends of mine who have experience as stage
actors, they always laugh their asses off because they can catch all
the cheats and subtle little stage moves that the actors are
doing. And that's why I say, I can tell that most of the
SNL cast probably used to be theater geeks. "Woodbridge High
School" is more or less just a love letter to what it is to be a part
of a high school acting troupe. There are all sorts of subtle
little visual jokes flying around in there that only other stage actors
They have done this sketch (Woodbridge High School)
a couple of times now on SNL, and this one (with Elizabeth Banks) has
been my favorite of the ones they have done. But I imagine
will probably manage to top it in the future. This is
the best recurring sketch SNL has at the moment, we'll see
they are able to go with it.
28. WWE Promo Shoot
- 3/28/15 (Host: Dwayne Johnson)
Dwayne Johnson is without question one of the most natural performers
to have ever hosted Saturday Night Live. Every single time he
hosts, he blows me away with how easy he makes it look. And no Dwayne
Johnson SNL sketch has ever been better than this one, where he plays
psychologically destructive wrestler "Koko Watchout" during a WWE promo
This is one of those sketches that gets funnier
every single time you watch it. Watch how good Dwayne Johnson
in it, and watch how much fun he is having out there. In
don't think even Will Ferrell could have played that role any better
than Dwayne Johnson did. But Dwayne isn't the only great
this sketch, watch Bobby Moynihan and Taran Killam and some of the
subtle little stuff they are doing. Watch the way that Bobby
reacts to stuff and the way he sells all of Koko's jokes.
just an all around fantastic live SNL sketch.
Like I said, every
single time I watch this sketch, I appreciate it more. Like
Bobby's Trashyard Mutt character says, "That was soooo
intricate!" It's just Dwayne Johnson in the role he was born
play (and spent years actually playing in real life), and it's one of
those golden little SNL sketches where everything just sort of
clicks. I can't recommend this dark little gem of a sketch
enough. I JUST CATFISHED YOUR ASS!!! YOU SPANKED IT
LONG LOST DAUGHTER!!!!
27. Mokiki and the Sloppy Swish
- 11/10/12 (Host: Anne Hathaway)
Mokiki is one of those songs that SNL did a couple of years ago that
was catchy enough to catch on with the pop culture world in
general, as it became a crossover thing immediately after it
on SNL. I've seen Mokiki memes, I've seen references to it on
other websites. It is absolutely one of the more famous
come out of SNL in the past couple of years. And meanwhile
is is Taran Killam doing a stupid dance to the beat of some sort of a
Caribbean song while Kenan Thompson narrates. Yet here it is,
of the catchiest things to come out of SNL in the 2010's, and something
that Time Magazine even once called "inexplicably entertaining."
happen to love Mokiki, even if some people (like my wife) think it is
annoying. But then again, I've loved just about everything
Taran Killam and Anne Hathaway have ever done on Saturday Night
Live. So you'll forgive me for considering Mokiki to be one
little guilty pleasure favorites. I happen to think
whole sketch is awesome.
P.S. Taran Killam once admitted
in an interview that Mokiki is based on an actual song he
the radio that he thought was catchy. Here is
the inspiration for Mokiki if you want to hear it for
26. Jammies (The Tizzle Wizzle
Show) - 12/19/09 (Host: James Franco)
Well, we had SNL taking down Dora the Explorer a couple of entries ago,
so why not also include the time when they went after Yo Gabba
Gabba? This is one of the darker Digital Shorts that the
Island guys ever produced, but at the same time it's also one of the
most cheerful and the most catchy. Oh, and it also involves a
of pills and knives.
I should add that this is probably also my
kids' all time favorite SNL sketch. They watch it all the
time. Yes, I apparently have some really dark kids.
25. Pantene Commercial
- 4/7/12 (Host: Sofia Vergara)
Kate McKinnon is the most recent of all the big SNL standout stars, and
like all Saturday Night Live stars, she had one big sketch at
start of her career that sort of served as her initial
And here it is. The infamous Pantene commercial when she
Penelope Cruz alongside Sofia Vergara. Nothing particularly
complicated about this sketch, it's just Kate trying to pronounce a
bunch of big long scientific words while speaking in Penelope Cruz's
accent. It's hilarious. In fact, it's almost
watch this sketch and not laugh.
I'll be honest, Kate
McKinnon hasn't always been a big favorite of mine, and it's mostly
because she spent the majority of her first season on SNL just staring
into the camera and mugging with those big old crazy eyes.
she got better. She got a LOT better. Once
down and she figured out her niche, she quickly became one of the stars
(arguably even THE star) of the current SNL cast. Nowadays
probably the biggest sure thing for a laugh in every
episode. But it all started with this, the famous Pantene
commercial. This was her breakout moment.
24. MySpace Seminar
- 5/13/06 (Host: Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
Yay, SNL is going back to the pedophile humor! As you can
imagine, the minute a sketch is going to be about creepy middle aged
child molesters, sure enough, there is Will Forte in a mustache, front
and center. It's the role he was born to play.
not familiar with the joke in this sketch, when MySpace first came out
in the early 2000's, there were allegations that all it was was a place
for middle aged men to hook up with underage teens. MySpace
years trying to battle those allegations, to the point that when I
linked this sketch from my MySpace pop culture blog back in 2007, I was
75% sure that MySpace was going to delete my account because you
weren't supposed to joke about this stuff on there back then.
was strictly forbidden.
In any case, I love this sketch, and I
love the performances in it, and I love that Will Forte might not even
be the creepiest of the child molesters in the cast. It
hard to believe, but Horatio Sanz or Seth Meyers might actually play a
sleazier, creepier pedophile than Will Forte does. And hey,
there's a very young Jason Sudeikis as an uncredited extra in the back!
23. Maine Justice -
12/8/12 (Host: Jamie Foxx)
Alright, now we're talking. Maine Justice. Now
we're moving into the truly elite stuff.
Justice is one of the most bizarre sketches that SNL has ever done, and
it is maybe the only sketch on this list that I would rank up there
with Potato Chip Thief in terms of just plain sheer
Although that might only be because Jason Sudeikis appears to be
playing the exact same character here that he played in Potato Chip
Thief. He seems to be playing the exact same overacted
dignitary, only, instead of being a distinguished Georgia wannabe
astronaut, this time around he is a distinguished Maine superior court
judge. In other words, this is one of those sketches you just
sort of have to see to believe.
The reason I put Maine Justice
so high on my countdown is because it has an interesting story behind
it. Apparently Jason Sudeikis wrote this sketch years before
ever was hired by SNL. He wrote it, and it was one of his
favorites, but for some reason he was never able to convince Lorne
Michaels to put it on the air. Apparently the idea of a Maine
courthouse where everyone speaks in Louisiana accents and talks about
alligators and shrimp gumbo was a little too out there, even for
Saturday Night Live. But Sudeikis persisted. He
this sketch with all of his heart. So he fought for it, and
fought for it, and he even stayed on SNL a year after his contract
ended just because he wanted to get it on the air. And then,
finally, on December 8, 2012, the unthinkable happened. Jason
Sudeikis finally got his beloved Maine Justice sketch on the
And it was so popular that they actually did it again a couple of weeks
later, this time featuring Justin Timberlake.
See kids, this is why you should always believe in your dreams.
Especially when they are as bizarre as this dream.
you, Jason Sudeikis, for fighting so hard for this sketch. It
one of my favorites. Even with all of the ass-fire.
hey, shout out to the random Charlie Day cameo as a distinguished
eight-term Cajun Maine congressman. There's another role you
don't see every day.
If you want to see something really funny, google "Maine
Jamie Foxx" and read some of the reactions to this sketch when it first
came out. In particular, pay attention to the legion of
from Maine who were furious that this sketch "wasn't accurate"
and "why do they always make fun of New England?" and that
didn't get our accents right." Well no shit they didn't get
accents right. It is absolutely astounding how many idiots
this sketch seriously and didn't get the joke the first time it aired.
But hey, it's all preserved on the internet for us to laugh
now, so go google it and have fun with it.
22. Threw it on the Ground
- 10/3/09 (Host: Ryan Reynolds)
Here’s how awesome the SNL Digital Shorts were. Keep in mind
I ranked Threw it on the Ground as my 22nd favorite SNL moment of the
past fifteen years. Well, this is #22 on my countdown, and it
still only my FOURTH FAVORITE of the Digital Shorts. That
we still have three more to go, and they all made the top 20.
That's how big the Digital Shorts were and how much they completely
took over Saturday Night Live in the mid to late 2000’s, and how they
made the show better.
I have nothing bad to say about Threw it
on the Ground. I love this song. I quote it all the
time. In fact, nearly every single month of the year, on
I will still wish somebody "Happy birthday to the ground!"
there are still three more Digital Shorts that I think were better than
this one. If that's not a sign of quality, I don't know what
Remember, you can’t trust the system.
21. Roundball Rock -
4/13/13 (Host: Vince Vaughn)
Sadly, we've now come to the end of the Tim Robinson entries on my
countdown. But the good news is that we get to end with what
consider to be his SNL masterpiece, the Roundball Rock sketch
about the Tesh Brothers and their invention of the famous NBA on NBC
This sketch is so goofy in so many ways (tiny hammers,
wtf?) but I absolutely love it because Robinson and Sudeikis put so
much intensity into their performances. Sudeikis commits to
playing a crazed John Tesh with the same intensity he brought to
playing a potato chip thief, and the over the top judge in Maine
Justice. And even though Robinson was never meant to be a
man (he once joked that audiences don't want to look at him because he
looks like "a fat eagle") you have to admire his quote about
that it's okay that the song is repetitive because basketball is also
repetitive. And for one of the details that I really love
this sketch, watch where Sudeikis misses his music cue towards the end
of the sketch and how he quickly recovers by putting his hands on the
All in all, this is one of my favorite SNL moments of
the past few years, and I'm glad that we get to send Tim Robinson off
of the countdown in style. Oh, and if you don't already have
NBA theme song stuck in your head (it's a real song, by the way, in
case you didn't know that), here is a
clip from an actual John Tesh concert that was probably the
inspiration for this sketch.
20. 80's Song (Josie)
- 11/23/13 (Host: Josh Hutcherson)
If you are a child of the 80's, or a fan of the 80's, just go watch
this sketch and enjoy. I'm serious. I'm not gonna
describe it at all,
just go click on that link above and watch it with whatever language
that is in the subtitles. Then go jump down to the next paragraph after
you have seen it.
Without question, the
Josie sketch with Josh Hutcherson is one of my favorite SNL sketches of
the past five years. It's so unique and fun. In
fact, it is so unique
and fun that I am SHOCKED that SNL hasn't tried to do it again in an
attempt to replicate it. Yes, this is one of those rare great
sketches that is actually a one-off. Every single time I
watch it, I
smile because it looks like the castmembers (especially Vanessa Bayer)
are having so much fun. This is one of those sketches that
it was blast to do, I have nothing bad to say about it at
if no, Vanessa Bayer chooses not to do mouth stuff.
Listen to the applause from the crowd at the end of this sketch, they
loved it too. That is one of the biggest SNL crowd ovations I
P.P.S. Oh and since a lot of younger people ask
me, the song is "Your
Love" by The Outfield. Yes it's a real song, it has
long been one of my favorite 80's songs.
19. Swarovski Crystals
- 12/8/12 (Host: Jamie Foxx)
Wow, the Jamie Foxx episode from December 2012 sure had some good stuff
in it. Between Maine Justice, Dylan McDermott or Dermot
and Swarovski Crystals, we now have three sketches from the same
episode all making my Top 50. And what's funny is that all
of these sketches aired after
Weekend Update, which means that Lorne Michaels didn't have all that
much faith in any of them.
this point, pretty much everyone knows Swarovski (Sharky?) Crystals,
which was an instant classic the moment it aired. And of
SNL has tried to replicate it numerous times since then, because they
decided to make it recurring and then they just beat the joke to death
over and over and over like they usually do. None of the
recurring ones have ever been as good as the original though.
you have never seen this sketch before, it's Vanessa Bayer and Cecily
Strong playing two brain dead porn stars, who think that if they make a
commercial for Swarovski Crystals, then the Swarovski company will send
them free stuff. It's a fun idea for a sketch, but what
sends this one over the top are the great performances in it.
especially the dialogue. It's basically Vanessa and Cecily talking
about all the lewd ways somebody tried to bang them once, or insert
something into them once, or how they were in the middle of some
degrading sex act with an animal once, and how they were only able to
recover from it because of the thought of whatever luxury product they
are trying to advertise.
Swarovski Crystals is without
question the definition of an "end of the night" sketch (a "10-to-1"
sketch in SNL parlance) because some of the stuff they say you could
never say on TV until one o'clock in the morning. But they
clearly having a lot of fun with it. I should also point out
I don't think I have ever seen Vanessa Bayer fully break character in a
sketch on Saturday Night Live, but she almost did once in one of the
Swarovski sketches because she had to say the line, "One time
was jerking off a horse." Yet she recovered and she powered
through it, and that's the mark of a professional. That's a
line to get through with a straight face.
Oh yeah, pay special
attention to the end of this sketch where Jamie Foxx says there is one
thing that never goes out of style. Simultaneously, Vanessa
answers that the thing that never goes out of style is "crystals", and
Cecily says it is "anal", and if that isn't this sketch in a nutshell I
don't know what is. Great sketch.
P.S. The transcript version of this sketch actually gets that
crystals/anal line wrong. They don't both say "anal."
Downer - 5/1/04 (Host: Lindsay Lohan)
Pretty much everyone has seen Debbie Downer by this point. This is the
infamous sketch where Rachel Dratch gets distracted by the sound
effects in the background and she blows a line. Then Jimmy
(of course) starts giggling, and then Rachel herself starts giggling,
and pretty soon the entire sketch is ruined because everyone in the
sketch has broken character and started laughing. And then
capped off by Horatio Sanz actually
wiping his eyes with a waffle because he is
laughing so hard.
Downer is one of those sketches that everyone knows, and everyone
loves, and I love it too. But it also started a bad trend on
in the mid 2000's where it seemed like the goal was to get the
castmembers to crack up in the middle of a sketch. People
character so often in the early to mid 2000's that SNL fans
actually started rooting for it to happen in every episode, and it led
to the rise of a word called "corpsing." If you have never of
"corpsing" before, it is an old British theater term that
to a scene that is ruined because all the actors laugh and
character. Prior to SNL in the early 2000's, I don't think
people had ever heard the word corpsing before, but because of
this specific Debbie Downer sketch in particular, pretty soon it was
all you ever heard whenever people wrote about SNL. People
Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz were corpsing SNL sketches left and
right, it was the trademark of the era. And the audience
the end, I can't blame Debbie Downer entrely for the SNL
era, that cast in the early to mid 2000's was simply a giggly
bunch. Like I said, it almost seemed like the goal of every
sketch for a couple of years there was for one (or more) of the actors
to break character. So I won't fully crap on Debbie Downer
that, it was simply a product of its time. I happen to think
break in this one is hilarious, which is why I included it on my
countdown. I love the look of panic on Rachel Dratch's face
she knows she has to deliver the line about not being able to bear
children, and she knows there is no way in hell she is going to be able
to say that without breaking up. The terrified look on her
is just plain old live TV awesomeness.
P.S. I remember
hearing somewhere that the reason Rachel Dratch broke so hard in this
sketch is because they didn’t play all the sound effects (like the sad
trombone sound) during dress rehearsal. The first time she
them was on live TV, and that's why she laughed. And then
she laughed, everyone else laughed. I don’t know how true
is, but that’s the story that I have always heard.
17. Dick in a Box
- 12/9/06 (Host: Justin Timberlake)
Dick in a Box is probably the most famous SNL moment of the past ten
years, and you'd be nuts not to rank it in your top ten. I
you can pretty much thank this sketch for turning Justin Timberlake
from a singer into a singer/comedy star. This is the song
raised the bar on SNL Digital Shorts and brought SNL comedy up to a
whole new level. This is the clip that was responsible for
everything. Hell, half the stuff on SNL is taped now instead
live, and it is probably only because Dick in a Box proved that taped
stuff is probably better than live stuff and Lorne Michaels finally
So then you might ask, well if Dick in a Box was
THAT good and THAT influential, why did I only rank it down here at
number 17? Well the answer to that is simple. I
the top ten on my countdown to be all Digital Short stuff.
have to mix it up a little if you are making a countdown like
this. And since I actually like two Digital Shorts even more
I like DIAB, I am dropping it down here into the teens, which is still
a perfectly noble place of honor for it to be finishing.
least it beat Debbie Downer.
Dick in a Box is still a great song
and it has always been a great clip. Go track down the
version on Youtube some time, it's even funnier.
16. The Merryville
Brothers - 1/8/11 (Host: Jim Carrey)
another fun little SNL star breakout sketch. This is the
where Taran Killam went from an anonymous featured player no one had
ever heard of before, and he immediately became known as "Wow, did you
see that guy who actually upstaged Jim Carrey in a physical comedy
sketch on SNL last night? Who the hell is Taran
first Merryville Brothers sketch is one of my favorite SNL breakout
moments of all time because it just came completely out of nowhere.
Seriously, NOBODY had even heard of Taran Killam prior to
sketch. Then all of a sudden he was one of the big stars of
cast and he was the center of every episode. And all because
his weird creepy little performance as a robot where he showed
SNL world how talented he was.
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