Survivor Breaking News
The Twisted Minds at Zoe's Lobster Shack
Compiled by Mario Lanza
Background: This was
a collaboration between about fifty different people in my private
Facebook group, Zoe's Lobster Shack. One day, Mark Kalzer (the father of this project) said "Hey,
there's this fake news generator at breakyourownnews.com. I bet we
could come up with some funny Survivor news stories." So we
started doing that. And then we just kept on doing it. And after
about two years, we had come up with nearly six hundred of them. And
eventually, I decided to catalog the best ones and turn them into a
website, so now even people outside the group can enjoy what we came up with. If you're familiar with its sister website, Sandra Jesus-Twine, this collection is very similar to that one.
Fair warning: ZLS was
very much a group of comedians always
trying to outdo one another. So you're probably going to gasp out loud at some
of these. And let me just point out... uh... that was the whole goal. If you miss the
old renegade humor of Survivor Sucks, you'll very much enjoy this. :)
There are more than two hundred of these overall, so I've broken them down into five
pages of forty each, to make it easier to read. And I'd advise you not
to read these in a place where you don't want to laugh out loud, like
in class, in the middle of a divorce hearing, or at a funeral.
Oh, and also please email me at MLanza1974@aol.com
if you have a particular favorite. I always like knowing which ones
people found the funniest. I know my personal five favorites, but I'd
like to hear yours too! -Mario
And with that, let's get going with the infamous*...
*more than famous (The Three Amigos)
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