Funny 115 - version 2.0
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Coach doing Coach things
Every day ever, 24/7, since the time of King Charlemagne
Okay now this is going to be a fun entry.
The reason it is going to be fun because there is hardly going to be
any writing in it. This one is pretty much all pictures.
Um Coach? What the fuck was that?
Yes, that's right. It is time for one of my favorite entries
on the Funny 115. The one dedicated to Coach just doing...
well, what I like to call "Coach things."
So here we go. Sit back, relax, and enjoy my favorite
of Coach doing Coach things in the background. Or Coach doing
Coach things in the foreground. Or Coach just deciding to
Coach up for no particular reason.
I had a blast coming up with all these screen caps. Hope you
enjoy them as much as I did.
I'm here to defeat the Visigoths and to chew bubblegum. And
I'm all out of bubblegum.
P.S. And before you ask, no this isn't the Coach
character entry. This is just the Coach picture entry.
Dude is so entertaining he basically gets two character
Hello fair maiden. Might you join me in my chambers
for some mead and some sex?
And so here we go. Time for some Coach things.
For the kingdom!
One of these things is not like the others
Maybe the greatest picture ever
Dear CBS. Thank you for me.
The king of the skies
Take me, lord
An Erinn tribute
What the hell is that?
Guys, are you seeing this? Seriously, what the f?
Curse you Ostrogoths!
Um, Stephen called. He said it's not that exciting.
Who's the man?
King of the fish
But not king of the squirrels
An artsy shot
The last thing Chuck Norris ever saw
Raise the roof
Hey guys, I think we are missing a tribe member. Who's
Yeah, baby. Dragon! Slayer!
I'm the king the world!
Oh, that wasn't pretty.
Perfect time for a little slayer move
Who's still the man?
One of these things is still not like the others
Little kendo practice with my Dragon Cane? Don't mind if I do!
I will punch you, ocean.
Coach, seriously. Knock it off.
Oh I will not knock it off
Lord of the sun
Lord of the skies
Lord of the fields
Lord of the helicopter
Here's a great quote from user DragonSlayerCoach at
Survivor Sucks: "My favourite picture is the HvV helicopter
scene. Everyone is looking out the heli, looking at all the amazing
sights, in shock and awe of how beautiful it is. Then you have Coach,
just sitting there doing his Coach things thinking about how awesome he
The fallen messiah
Coach, please don't hit me!
Mugging at the reunion show
Upstaging Probst in the background
A thousand words
The kicking peacock
The sliding panther
The submissive narwhal
The inquisitive gerbil
Seriously Coach. Haven't you gotten enough attention?
Can we end this entry? Please?
The sleeping cobra
The upright beagle
The man who moves so fast that he starts to blur
Like in the Matrix
The wandering monk
The hamming it up in the audience fist bringer
The traveling kiltsman
The guy who upstages the final three
The invisible swordsman
And I let this guy grind me?
Okay okay. That's enough. Hope you enjoyed that.
By the way, before I go, I want to highlight my two favorite "Coach
doing Coach things" moments of all time.
The first one was summed up quite nicely by a guy named Neal in the
Funny 115 guestbook:
"One moment I'm really
hoping for on the countdown is when Coach
cheated to win one of the wrestling rounds, and he spent what seemed
an hour flexing and celebrating his victory while Jeff yelled at him
that it didn't count. God, I laughed forever at that."
Well here you go, Neal. My favorite Coach doing Coach things
Coach wins the wrestling match against Rupert
No no no.
No, Coach. No!
Yeah! Dragon Pose!
The Fist of Justice!
Coach! Knock it off! It didn't count!
More screaming. YEAH!
I SAID YEAH!!!!!!!
Are you done yet?
No. Apparently not.
Finally Jeff gets his attention. Um, Coach? You
used your arm. The point doesn't count.
Whaaaaaaaat? No flexing?
Beaten by a bunch of rules
And then we come to my #2 favorite Coach doing Coach things moment of
all time. A lot of people don't remember this one, but it is
a personal favorite.
This is from episode 8 of Heroes vs Villains. This is where Coach just
decides to start doing Coach things in the middle of a confessional.
For no reason.
Who knows, maybe it just seemed like a good idea at the time.
Coach is giving a confessional, and then right there in the middle of a
He is making a point with his arm...
And he decides to turn it into a Coach thing
Oh look. Why, it's my muscular arm.
Let's see what happens if I make it into a little fist
And that, my friends. Is how you end a confessional.
And so there you have it. My favorite pictures of Coach doing
Coach things. At least through the first two times he ever
played Survivor. Lord knows how much ridiculous shit he is
going to pull in Survivor: South Pacific. Frankly I'm not
really sure the universe can take anymore.
Wait, what's that? You say you want more?
Well how about this?
I asked some of my favorite Survivors to do their best impression of
Coach doing Coach things. Let's see which Survivor can come
up with the best Coach homage.
Okay Stephen, that's pretty good.
Not bad, BobDawg.
Well that one's a little scene specific, but I appreciate the effort.
Um, that sucks. But I'll put it in the entry because I am
scared of you.
Um no, Coach doesn't smile. Back to the classroom, Yau Man.
Colby manages to nail the intensity. Hey, and the water too.
Good job, Colby!
Um, no. Nice try, psychopath.
Good effort, Becky
Ooh, a rare double Dragon Pose. 10 points for
Mother Africa also knows Dragon Chi
Ew, Butch. That's just wrong.
Awesome. Best one yet. Thanks Lex.
Perfect. If Coach sang show tunes.
Rupert for the win
Wow, these are getting better. Good work Tom.
And finally, we come to the winner.
Richard Hatch. You are the greatest Coach impersonator in the
land. Way to go, you always were the king of Survivor.
P.S. Sorry, I can't resist. There is just too much
good stuff for this entry.
are a bunch of photoshops of Coach doing Coach things in the background
of famous historical pictures. I asked if anyone could
these for me over at Survivor Sucks, and two posters named Nemo78 and
HalberdOwl came up with a bunch of great ones. I know this
is getting long, but these were too funny to leave out.
The fifth Beatle
Coach at Iwo Jima
Tiny Coach interrupts the president
That's one small step for man, one shirtless freak doing Dragon Chi on
Hey Great Depression, you aint so bad.
Hey guys look at me back here!
I love New York
Orville! Wilbur! Look out for the Dragon Slayer!
This one is awesome
Coach at the head of the Titanic
Coach Ben Wade. The deleted Pulp Fiction hit man.
finally, we end with this one, which is one of the best picture chops I
have ever seen. Coach crossing the Delaware with George
Special thanks to Blistering at Survivor Sucks, for creating the Coach
shooting lighting out of his hands flash movie.