Funny 115 - version 2.0
Shane's Chafing Problem
Exile Island - episode 9
It's the ninth episode of Exile Island, and the Gitanos have just
returned from a reward challenge.
And... well... I'll just let Cirie take it from here.
and Danielle and myself returned to camp. Shane kinda said
wasn't, like, the hugest challenge to lose. But he was just
trying to, you know, kind of lift our spirits."
"Then... Shane had a medical emergency."
Cirie, you're a nurse. Will you please look at my penis?
Oh HELL no
Shane walks over to the examination room as Cirie just starts giggling
Shane (walking away): "You have to. You're a nurse."
Cirie raises a protest
Eliza might be interested, however
isn't particularly thrilled about getting up close and personal with
Shane's package, but after much pleading and pestering she finally
agrees to take a look at it. But she doesn't really want to look at it look at
it. She just wants him to explain what is wrong, and she will
try to diagnose it.
"Can you explain it to me?"
(reluctantly) "... or do I have to look at it?"
Sorry. No dice. Shane's got too much heat on his
The Cirie Giggle
Cirie loses it
Now Cirie sits down and she tries to explain to us what she witnessed
"Shane has this funny thing going on with his... uh....... (long
"Testicles. To put it nicely."
"Lucky me, being the only nurse out here. He wanted me to
take a look at him."
Shane preps for examination as Cirie arrives
The blur has returned
Shane wonders if this will affect the throb of his knob?
Or the angle of his dangle?
P.S. Give thanks for the blur on this shot.
This is soo not HIPAA compliant.
after a careful and thorough examination of Shane's gooseberries, Nurse
Cirie is able to make her diagnosis. Turns out Shane has a
mild case of chafed nugget pouch.
"That's because it's wet all the time. Your clothes are
She explains it's like diaper rash
Shane: "Oh. That's what that is?"
Cirie just loses it again.
tries to compose hereself, but no luck. Shane asks, "Is that
wearing those undies for 23 days? How do I make that go away?"
And she loses it again.
A few minutes later, Danielle comes over to find out what the diagnosis
"What's wrong with him?"
"He's like a little red." She turns to look at him.
Oops. Shouldn't have looked.
(shocked) "And then he's naked!"
"Oh! Yuck. I'm eating."
And then finally, we finish with yet another A+ confessional from Cirie.
is like a cartoon character. And now he's a nude cartoon
character. But that helped me so much, because I sort of
about what I was missing."
Shane in his new anti-chafing skirt
So there you go. Just one more great Exile Island scene from
our friends Shane and Cirie.
The ugly downside of nursing school