Funny 115 - version 2.0
There's fish in the ocean!
Samoa - episode 2
This isn't going to be a particularly long entry, because it wasn't a
particularly complicated scene.
if you want to see one of my two favorite quotes from Survivor: Samoa
of the all time most underrated Survivor quotes ever), here you go.
Laura takes a funny little quote about Shambo, and she makes
even funnier with the way she presents it. And who says she
always such a bitter little Betty all the time?
Laura Morett manages to pull off the third highest Samoa entry on the
Funnier than you think
It is episode two of Survivor: Samoa, and the Galu tribe has just won a
basket full of fishing gear in a big reward challenge.
Shambo loves her some fishing gear
Galu carries off their new prize
So the Galus take their gear back to camp.
since Shambo is the one who was the most excited to win it, she is the
one who gets to take it out for the inaugural Galu fishing trip.
Shambo tries to catch fish
She also probably tries to talk to them
Shambo doesn't have much luck catching fish. The water is
murky, the fish are too quick, and she is kind of not very good at
So rather than waste time looking for fish, she
spends most of the afternoon just floating around on her back, enjoying
"I didn't catch any fish, but I tried."
"There's no visibility in this pond water, so I can't use the mask and
"So I'm gonna go Yogi Bear back float around here for a little while."
few hours later, Shambo returns to camp. She is sans fish
luckily she appears to still have her mullet. She also
to still have her bikini, which praise Jesus and everything good and
holy that He stands for.
Shambo returns to camp, fishless.
And now comes the setup for one of my favorite Samoa quotes.
"You guys want the good news or the bad news?"
"Bad news? I had no luck in the ocean."
"Oh and the mouthpiece floated off. We don't have a
Someone off camera asks, "And the good news?"
"There are hundreds of thousands of fish on that reef."
Ah yes. And there's the setup to the Laura quote.
Why don't you please take it away from here, Miss Evil Stepmother?
Laura is not particularly impressed by Shambo's fishing report
Laura (imitating Shambo): "The good news is... you'll never
in the ocean."
*hand over the mouth*
unfortunately this is one of those quotes that I really can't do
justice to just through a writeup. But luckily for you, I
all in animated gif format so you can appreciate how cute Laura's
little gasp laugh is. So here you go.
Here is a clip I can watch over and over and over, and it will never
You'll never believe it... there's fish
in the ocean! Yay!
And as for Shambo? Well let's just say she isn't really a fan
of Laura's either.
"Laura just called me a whore."