The
Funny 115 - version 2.0
#68.
Rocky is naked
Fiji - episode 4
Now here is a funny little scene that is pretty much impossible not to
laugh at.
It's
quick, and it only lasts about three seconds, but luckily for our
purposes it features a guy without pants. Because, well, in
many
cases, that is pretty much all that it takes.
To bastardize a quote once made famous by Jerry Seinfeld... in the
world of the Funny 115, "no pants" always beats "pants."
Rocky
It's
the fourth episode of Survivor: Fiji, and because of health reasons,
Gary (Papa Smurf) has just been medevaced out of the Moto tribe.
The
whole Gary medevac scene is a very sad moment, and because of this the
episode has taken a particularly somber tone. This is really
not
one of the feel-good moments in Survivor history.
The Motos wave goodbye to their beloved Papa Smurf
But
lest you get too depressed over the Gary medevac, never fear.
Because here comes the very next scene with Rocky to save the
day.
To this day, this remains one of my favorite random "WTF scenes" in
Survivor history.
It's quick, but there is just no way to prepare for it.
We're back at Ravu, and Michelle is reading the tree mail about today's
immunity challenge
Pay attention to that giant blur. It exists for a reason.
Michelle keeps reading...
And now in the background, the blur starts to move...
Random naked penis, reveal thyself!
Yay, it's Rocky! Rocky and his giant blur casually approach
Michelle as she is reading tree mail
Dum de dum de dum
Hey Michelle, what's goin' on?
This
is my favorite part of the scene. Michelle isn't even
rattled.
Even though she has no idea who is next to her, she
instinctively
knows it must be naked Rocky.
She just reaches her hand out to push him away as she
never for one second looks up or
stops reading the treemail!
Finally: "Don't. No. I don't wanna look
at you."
His joke ruined, Rocky turns around and slinks off back into the
distance
Exeunt
And now... finally... Michelle laughs
Ew
And thus ends one of my favorite little random WTF moments in Survivor
history
Rita had the same reaction we all did
"Not a pretty sight."
Like
I said, it's a quick scene, and it's one that I doubt most people even
remember. But when it comes to the holy trifecta of A) no
pants,
B) a giant blur, and C) Rocky, you won't find many randomly funnier
little character moments than this one.
It also backs up my theory that any scene (TV or movies)
becomes instantly better if one of the characters has no pants on.
Need proof? See below:
And
hey, here you go. Here is the entire Michelle-Rocky random
pantsless interaction in all of its glory. Don't say I never
gave
you anything:
Beware the blur
Awesome scene. Fiji has so many more good moments
than people give it credit for.
P.S.
A reader at Survivor Sucks named Iceice made me the pantsless
Titanic and pantsless Rocky 4 pictures, and I loved them so much I
figured I'd post two other favorites he sent me as well.
These
don't really belong in this entry anymore at this point, but they made
me laugh, and I'm sure they will make you laugh too. So enjoy.
