The
Funny 115 - version 2.0
#73.
Erik, The Goat Whisperer
China - episode 9
This is a cute little scene that always makes me laugh when
I see it, but surprisingly not many Survivor fans I talk to even seem
to remember it. So I thought it would be good to memorialize
it
on the Funny 115.
The episode 9 reward cruise
It's
episode 9 of Survivor: China, and four members of the Hae Da Fung tribe
are on a "luxury cruise ship" reward feast. Which, as you can
see
from the picture above, pretty much means "not a luxury cruise ship".
They basically get four deck chairs on the top deck of a
paddleboat.
But oh, mmm mmm mmm. They do have access to orange juice!
Mario's note:
Yes, this is the same reward that I talked about in the
"Todd imitates James"
entry. This scene takes place almost immediately
after the James impression.
"Biiiiiiiiiiitch!"
So
anyway... Courtney, Amanda, Frosti and Erik are on the deck of their
luxury tramp steamer, they are taking in all the scenery around them,
and that's when Amanda spots a pair of goats walking down by the
waterfront.
Goats
"Goats!"
"Goats!"
"Goats!"
Amanda
points out the two goats walking along the beach... and for whatever
reason, Erik decides this would be a good time to bust out his
previously unseen awesome Goat Boy impression.
Out of nowhere. Bam!
Who knew? Erik the Virgin is apparently a really big Jim
Breuer fan.
*bleat*
*bleat*
*bleep*
Erik
does his goat impression a couple more times, and meanwhile off to the
side Amanda and Courtney are just completely cracking up.
Because
the impression is perfect. Erik literally sounds
-exactly-
like a goat.
*bleat*
Seriously,
there is no way I can do Erik's impression justice just in a writeup.
He opens his mouth and it literally sounds like a goat
getting
off while watching goat porn. There is no way I can capture
it in words. You just have to watch the Youtube
channel if
you are going to appreciate it.
*bleat*
Amanda and Courtney continue to crack up
"Not only does it sound good, you do the face!"
Erik continues doing the sound and the face
Courtney: "Stop hitting on the goats, Erik! They're
a couple!"
Get a room
Just for good measure, Erik finishes off the scene with one last...
*bleat*
Like
I said before, it's not the funniest scene in Survivor history.
Or the most memorable. Or even the biggest or the
most
spectacular. But if you just want one of those quickie
fifteen-second character scenes that always make an episode better, and
will always bring a smile to your face, you can't do much better than
Erik the Virgin and his amazing goat impression.
Right, Erik?
*bleat*
"I think that's the greatest impression I've ever heard.
Congratulations."
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