There are so many phrases you can use to describe Coach.
Powerful
Spiritual
Intense
Resilient
A philosopher
A traveler
A lover
A conqueror
But when it comes to the #77 entry on the Funny 115, there
is one other description that also fits him as well.
Only... this one is a little more embarrassing...
The guy who jumps onto a child's floatie and practically kills himself
"The
general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple
before the battle is fought. The general who loses makes but few
calculations beforehand."
-Sun Tzu
