The Funny 115 - version 2.0
It's right after the episode nine immunity challenge. Nate (right) is talking to his alliance mate Brad.
Things are looking good for them tonight
And now we come to a quote that could only have come out of Nate's mouth.
the guy spent most of the season making up words and just
making up odd catchphrases, I suppose at a certain point it was only
he was going to start making up similes as well.
So here you go.
One of my all time favorite bizarre random Survivor quotes.
Really, Nate? Really?
That's how you are going to chop them up?
I wish I had more to say about this quote, but I don't.
Because honestly, what else is there to say?
Other than... did I miss something? Did I miss a
memo or something?
Did I miss a meeting?
All these years, have I supposed to have been chopping up my poop??
Has nicely chopped poop
And, well, I guess that's it. Thanks for the quote, Nate.
I know a lot of Survivor fans can't stand Nate, and I know a
of people think he's hammy and that he tries too hard, but I actually
had a lot of fun watching him in Cook Islands.
can be hammy at times. Yes, I will agree with that.
Cook Islands kind of needed somebody to be hammy. The cast on
whole (minus Penner and Cao Boi) was so humorless, and was so dull most
of the time, that a guy like Nate was probably the most valuable guy in
the cast. Yeah he might not have been the funniest guy in the
world, but compared to cyborgs like Yul and Ozzy and Becky, he was
practically Rudy Boesch. So I will defend Nate Gonzalez to
death against people who say he was an annoying Survivor character.
I love the way he just made up words half of the
love the bizarre way he phrased things, and I thought his hamminess on
the jury was pretty amusing too. And of course, there's also
now infamous poop quote. Who else would ever come up with a
like "We'll chop 'em up like poop"?
If nothing else, I think you should appreciate Nate for his
No, he's not an A+ Survivor character like Coach or Sandra.
But you don't need an A+ character when the rest of the cast
mostly D's and F's. I give Nate a solid B as a Survivor
character, and on a season like Cook Islands that pretty much rounds up
to an A.
The fourth funniest character in Cook Islands lets loose
P.P.S. Oh yeah and yay! Our first Cook Islands entry!
Don't get used to it, by the way. There are only
four Cook Islands moments total on the Funny 115.
Have I mentioned how unfunny a season it
Cook Islands, unchopped
* Thanks to Lexxan at Survivor Sucks for the "O RLY?" joke.
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