The
Funny 115 - version 2.0
#94.
Danielle the Motivational Speaker
Exile Island - finale
A few days ago I posted an entry at about 3 in the morning called "Dave Ball says WTF?"
When
I went to the Survivor Sucks Funny 115 discussion board the
next
morning to see what people were saying about it, it warmed my heart to
see that the people there had already come up with a phrase to describe
entries like this on the Funny 115. They were already calling
the
Dave Ball entry (and entries like it) "A WTF face entry."
Which is perfect, because #94 is another classic example of a WTF face
entry.
Danielle and Aras
It's
the Exile Island final Tribal Council, and Danielle and Aras are
pleading their case in front of the jury. They are trying to
convince seven people why they should be crowned the Sole Survivor, and
why they should be handed a check for a million dollars.
In the jury, Shane looks on attentively
More Shane
More Shane
Even more
What
I love about having Shane on the jury is that-- aside from Bill S.
Preston, esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan-- he pretty much has
the
worst poker face in the history of mankind. Any time an
emotion
comes into the guy's head, you can see it on the face.
Which makes this scene particularly fun to watch, because he clearly
thinks that Danielle and Aras are both idiots.
Shane reacts
Shane condescends
Shane does... something
Shane is slack jawed
Shane is surprised
But
the best Shane face of them all, the one that will officially go down
as "the Shane WTF face" comes during Bruce's question to Danielle and
Aras. This is the one I can't watch without cracking up.
I
laugh every single time I see it.
Bruce
comes up and he asks a very deep question. He asks, "Beyond
winning the million dollars, if you win, what are you going to do with
that responsibility?"
Danielle's answer? She wants to give motivational speeches.
"I
would love to just share my experiences. Maybe just give
speeches
to younger children, and let them know, "You can do anything you put
your mind to."
And now we officially get the Shane WTF face.
Shane
hears that Danielle wants to mold the minds of young people.
That
she wants to be a mentor to legions of young children.
He realizes what this means to those poor kids.
Yikes.
Ha ha ha. I love the random Shane WTF face.
Lives in a van, down by the river