The Tale of Na Onka and Fabio
Chapter 15
It's Never a Bad Time For Nutrition
You
know those scenes in a superhero movie where a hero is trying to
save a city from the super villain, but along the way they get
distracted because they also have to save some dumbass kid from falling
into a well?
Well that's what happens right after the merge to Na Onka.
It turns out that everyone on Libertad is eating way too many junk
They just aren't eating healthy at all
You see, the tribe won a basket of food as their prize for getting to the merge.
And
much to Na Onka's horror, everyone digs in and they take all the unhealthy
stuff.
They don't reach for the much healthier fresh fruits and
vegetables.
Everyone on Libertad is pigging out and eating way too much food.
Everyone in the game is already becoming fat, drunk, and stupid.
Na Onka sees this display of gluttony and unhealthiness, and she is horrified.
And again, what's a hero to do when you see a problem like this?
If you're Na Onka, naturally you solve it
Nay
takes the excess food that is tempting everyone and making
everyone sick, and she hides it. She buries it in an
adorable little hole in the jungle, just so everyone will eat a little healthier
for a while.
Nutrition for the win!
And then, just for good measure, she decides she will do a special public service announcement for fruit.
You
know, so the kids at home will know that you should always be eating
4-5 servings of fresh fruit and vegetables per day.
Just like Na Onka does.
"Be sure to eat your fruit, kids," she says, as she demonstrates on an apple
Winner winner, healthy snack for a dinner
As
if doing a PSA for nutrition weren't enough, Nay then goes above and
beyond when she sits Alina down and she demonstrates to everyone why
healthier is better.
Nay explains that two oranges actually give you as much energy as entire cup of mayonnaise
Alina can't believe it. Really?
Yes, says Na Onka. And be sure to save the rind. It can also be used as a handy base for sauce.
Alina admits that yes, she has been eating unhealthy. And from now on, she will change her slovenly ways.
Nay
then takes the rest of the fruit and she stashes it in a hole
underground, so it will store longer and it won't spoil.
Na Onka knows that scurvy is the sailor's enemy
There. Now it won't spoil, and we can enjoy it later
And just like that, she has done her good deed for the day.
With proper nutrition out of the way, now we can get back to the drama.
Wow, that was very nice of you to do that. Thanks Na Onka!
And stay in school, kids
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