The Tale of Na Onka and Fabio
opens the exchange by pointing out that Na Onka just made a huge
And that she's about to get the horns because she's
messing with a big mean blonde slightly inebriated stoner bull.
He also gives an
impassioned defense of Harvey Weinstein
Onka responds by pointing out the fallacy of evil in the game of
Survivor. You can't be evil because only good can make the
inroads necessary to have an appropriate social game. So through
his actions, and his actions alone, Fabio seeks to negate the very
structure of Mark Burnett's one time legitimate social experiment.
She also points out that Harvey Weinstein was wrong, and by
defending him, Fabio is simply emboldening the patriarchy. And it
isn't helping his case.
continues to bully and harangue her, but Na Onka isn't giving in.
Because when you know you're the good guy, sometimes that's just
what you do. You stand up for what's right.
And also Fabio, fuck you
The argument continues for what seems like hours. Nobody else on La Flor knows what to say.
to his character, at one point Fabio even looks up to see if he
has set up a booby trap he can send crashing down onto her head.
Ala when Kevin does with the tool chest at the
end of Home Alone 2.
Onka sees him do this, and she is horrified. Why, this guy
doesn't just dislike her. It turns out this fool wants to
outright murder her.
In the end, Na Onka wins the debate, and both sides agree to disagree for a while.
I WILL KILL YOU NA ONKA! I WILL WAY DAY MURDER YOU AND BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD!
Na Onka has clearly won the showdown in the eyes of La Flor.
Because at the end of the day, she yelled at him. And she made the big mean scary villain
a small victory. But sometimes when good squares off against
evil, it's those little symbolic victories that eventually add up.
Fabio retreats to the side to tend to his wounds. Where Chase
refuses to go along with his new plan to hit Na Onka in the back with a folding chair and then give her a DDT. Meanwhile, Nay goes off to reflect on this great country and all those who have died for it
And as we finish the first big showdown between lightness and dark, Na Onka sits down for a confessional.
she swears that, before the end of the game, she is going to win this
battle. And she is going to take that fool out.
"Everybody thinks that his jokes is funny. We're laughin'. Hehe." "I'm laughin' cause I'm about to vote you off."
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