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#48. Boo
makes a path
Fiji - episode 13
Okay, now this one is great.
This
is just a quick and dirty little scene from episode 13 of
Survivor: Fiji, but again, if you are into irony as much as I
am, I am
sure you will appreciate it. For me, this entry ranks right
up
there alongside Courtney's Rock
Garden Tribute and Analytical
Dan as the best moments* of unintentional irony on
the countdown.
* non-Coach moments, of course.
Coach has about a hundred moments like this.
It is episode thirteen of Fiji, and construction worker Boo has come up
with a brilliant idea
It is something that nobody on Survivor has ever come up with before
Instead of hanging around back at camp like everyone else is doing, he
is going to do something proactive today
Something that will greatly affect his ability to control his fate in
the game
Care to explain it to us, Boo?
"I'm making a back path to, uh, the water well."
The water well
Pretty brilliant, huh?
Not to mention pretty sneaky and fun?
"It's sneaky and fun."
Uh, thanks.
"I can't wait to try it out."
Creeper
So Boo spends most of the morning creating his path
He works long hours out in the fields, making sure that no one will
ever be able to talk shit about him again
And then, finally, he has created the perfect hiding place
And so there you have it.
Boo Bernis, the scholar of scholars, the smartest person aside from
Heidi to ever play Survivor, has created his path.
He has outwitted the system. He has outplayed the other
players. He has defeated the game.
Never again will the other players in Fiji be able to talk about
blindsiding him.
The smile of victory
Oh yeah. About that...
Well
what do you think the other players are talking about back at camp?
You know, while Boo is spending all day by himself, creating
his anti-blindside path?
What do you think the other players are talking about now that he has
left them alone for the day?
"We need to blindside Boo."
"Yeah."
So anyway...
Um, yeah.
At this point I believe the *smuff* is pretty much implied.
Bye Boo
Pathholes
